Technically my Two-Owner Car is a One-Owner Car

Kinja'd!!! "Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney" (braddelaparker)
03/05/2019 at 17:58 • Filed to: None

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“This wagon is technically a 1-Owner vehicle until I recently transferred the title over in my name making it a 2-Owner vehicle.” This is a supreme butchering of the English language. Nice car, but crackpipe price:

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DISCUSSION (17)


Kinja'd!!! Svend > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney
03/05/2019 at 18:05

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True right it’s a butchering of the English language, it’s an estate cat, not a wagon!

Lol. 


Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney
03/05/2019 at 18:08

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“stolen?, nah, borrowed without asking”


Kinja'd!!! ZHP Sparky, the 5th > Svend
03/05/2019 at 18:10

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Meow? 


Kinja'd!!! ZHP Sparky, the 5th > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney
03/05/2019 at 18:11

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...meaning “I recently bought it and although it looks clean realized what a disaster it is to maintain, so now  I’m trying to offload it ASAP”? 


Kinja'd!!! Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney > Svend
03/05/2019 at 18:11

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Don’t you have tea to be making?


Kinja'd!!! vicali > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
03/05/2019 at 18:13

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One D ay Surrey Sale!


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney
03/05/2019 at 18:16

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This legit happened to my dad. He bought his truck and registered it to his business. He sold the business about 8-10 years later and transferred title to himself. It beca me a 2 owner vehicle even though he owned, operated and maintained it himself for 15 years.

Its weird when you title  to a business. Not saying this listing is legit, just that it’s possible.


Kinja'd!!! vicali > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney
03/05/2019 at 18:17

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When I transfer it it will be a Three-Owner car, this is fun..

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Kinja'd!!! Svend > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney
03/05/2019 at 18:17

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I had my tea earlier.

O h you m ean a cup of tea.

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Lol. 


Kinja'd!!! Svend > ZHP Sparky, the 5th
03/05/2019 at 18:28

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Kinja'd!!! Future Heap Owner > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney
03/05/2019 at 18:33

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The map is the territory


Kinja'd!!! interstate366, now In The Industry > Svend
03/05/2019 at 18:56

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Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Svend
03/05/2019 at 19:03

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True right it’s a butchering of the English language, it’s an estate cat, not a wagon!

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estate cat

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Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney
03/05/2019 at 19:03

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I’d be a buyer at 9 with a lighter interior.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > interstate366, now In The Industry
03/05/2019 at 19:10

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EDIT: Just got it. I hate predictive text. How does it change the word when I click ‘publish’?. 


Kinja'd!!! Svend > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
03/05/2019 at 19:12

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Lol. Man I hate predictive text.

I think I’m more lion couc hant.

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Than lion sejant.

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Kinja'd!!! Kim Jong - Healthy > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney
03/05/2019 at 19:18

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major CP.

not an m-sport, interior is too dark, color is your average factory color and the pixels are starting to fade on the mileage.

only thing going for it is the low miles. as much as I love my e39 touring, the majority of people aren’t even aware of its existence. on numerous occasions i’ve had people tell me “i’ve seen seen a beemer wagon that old.”

it’d achieved cult legend status, but not normal e39 m5 legend status.

$8k tops